December 11, 2005, 3:37 p.m.
I like Joe DeGeorge too.
The list of dudes that I like: Paul Banks, the guy that shall simply remain as "H", my mom's friend's son who lives in Norway, and Joe DeGeorge.
And then there's S... fshgfhgfstephenafdhfgdjh. He should know that though. If it's not obvious, then I don't know what is.
One day I decided to do
Something good for the environment
I decided to plant a tree
But the neighbors did not agree with me
About the tree
No they didn't agree with me
About the tree
And this what they said to me
About the tree
"If you love me
You'll kill that tree
If you love me"
Said the neighbors to me
One day it began to rain
And things got wet
Now I will bet that your neighbors aren't witches like mine
And as I walked home in the rain
I found proof that they're insane
Yes they are insane witches when it rains
So I live nextdoor to two crazy old ladies
They're like 500 year old twins and they're from Italy
And they were banned during the potato famine
For hundred years ago
Because they used their magic to steal all the potatoes from the peasants
And exploited the working class
"If you love me
You'll kill that tree
If you love me"
Said the neighbors to me
"If you love me
You'll kill that tree
If you love me"
Said the neighbors to me
Here is your glass
Drink down your spinach juice
Till the last drop falls to your stomach
Do you know where spinach juice comes from
They say that spinach juice
Comes from Popeye's tears
Popeye's tears
They say that spinach juice
Makes you strong
But that's not all that it says
It says drink down your spinach juice
Until the world falls down
Drink down your spinach juice
A toast to Popeye
In the north it is cold
And I like it when it snows
Lets hope it never gets old
Cause im going to Greenland with you
Gonna run away to Greenland with you
With the Vikings and raided glue
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
And we'll swim, we'll swim
From iceberg to iceberg to iceberg
Until we reach
The island nation of Iceland
I'm gonna swim away to Iceland
With you
We'll be vikings and raided glues
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Snowballs, snowcones
Polar bears, eskimos
In the way, kayaking
Aurora borealis
The girl who owns that coffee shop
Doesn't really like us that much
We go there every Thursday and Friday
Andrew buys coffee
I buy coffee
But I don't drink my coffee
For I do not like coffee
I just stare at my coffee
Because I like the smell of cofee
The girl who owns the coffee
Doesn't really like coffee that much
So you see we're very similar indeed
We're very similar at heart
We're very similar
We're very similar
I don't like coffee
You don't like coffee
Oh we're very similar
We're very similar
I have a dead grandmother
And you have a dead grandmother
Our DNA is 99.9% the same
It's true
I think you're pretty
You think you're pretty
Oh we're very similar
We're very similar
I wear pants
And you wear pants
Oh we're very similar
We're very similar
I like tv
And you like tv
So if we're so similar at heart
Why is it that you won't stare at coffee with me?
It's hard to be you
You got a lot to do
It's hard to be you
You got a lot to do
Sometimes things get in your way
Like science
But we're here to remind you
That you've got the ring of the fisherman
And you've got to do all that you can to
Not give up hope
You're the pope
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but you're the pope
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but be a pope
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but you're the pope
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but be a pope
Sometimes your staff is too heavy
And sometimes your hat is large
But you can't give up hope
You're the pope
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but
You can't give up hope
You're the pope
I can't believe I will be SEVENTEEN next month. When I started this diary thingy I was thirteen. Or fourteen. Yeah, fourteen. FOURTEEN! Youngin. Sheesh. And seventeen sounds so old. Hah, Im going to be reading this in a year, and then I'm gonna be like....psssh what's seventeen? EIGHTEEN is gonna be scary. I wonder what twenty will be like. That seems like so far off. But it's not, really...only a little more than 3 years. Holy craaaaaap.
We got our Christmas tree today. I'm going to try and take pictures of it ONCE I GET MY CAMERA BACK FROM MY AUNT. For god's sake I thought she'd only be borrowing it for a day and now it's been about two months.
Okay well I should go enter some bills into where's george now so bye.