I am 18

January 10, 2007, 2:04 p.m.

My 18th birthday was yesterday.

I haven't done anything cool yet though, except for registering to vote.

50 Things You Can Do When You Turn 18!

1. Buy tobacco
2. Change your name
3. Get a tattoo
4. Get a piercing
5. File a lawsuit
6. Be sued
7. Pawn something
8. Get married
9. Adopt a child
10. Gamble
11. Call a "900" number
12. Get into a night club
13. Donate Blood
14. Enlist in the military
15. Work full-time
16. Become a flight attendant
17. Visit a porn site
18. Start a 401k plan
19. Make your own decisions
20. Open a PayPal Account
21. Pay Taxes
22. Sign legal documents
23. Start earning credit
24. Go to a strip club
25. Get a loan
26. Apply for benefits at work
27. Lease an apartment
28. Get a bar tending license
29. Rent a post office box
30. Breaks at Work are no longer required
31. Sign a legal contract
32. Begin earning credit
33. Smoke a cigarette
34. Chew tobacco
35. Move out
36. Vote
37. Carry a weapon (w/ a license)
38. Open a checking account
39. Open a savings account
40. Rent a port-a-potty
41. Open an eBay account
42. Purchase Nicorette gum
43. Purchase "the patch"
44. Drive any time of day
45. Cash a savings bond
46. Visit a porn store
47. Become a stripper
48. Work in an alcohol serving establishment
49. Receive more responsibility/stress/advantages
50. Have the freedom and independence you didn't have before

It's kinda funny because I do not want to have anything to do with that kind of stuff. I do not smoke (smoking is absolutely filthy and nasty and grotesque, etc.) and I am pretty sure I'm asexual so porn in my opinion is also absolutely nasty and I do not find it attractive in any way, nor does it "turn me on", because I have found that I am nearly impossible to "turn on".

I do like dry ice though, perhaps I will buy some dry ice!

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