I'm going to be ultra lame and make a list of everything I got:

a John Lennon poster
Sim City 4 (but with no fucking registration code so I can't even INSTALL it)
a horse calendar
Cakewalk Music Creator program
2 foot 3-D Puzzle of the Eiffel tower
a cookbook because I hate cooking and my mom thinks I should learn how
a procrastinator's guide thing
complete set of Beethoven's 9 symphonies
colored pencils
pajama bottoms
candy
headlamp
batteries
radio
kleenex
$25 gift certificate to buzzard's CD store
$50
an antique teacup (I've gotten them every year since I was thirteen)

Merry Christmas yall.