My sister is going to go to the orientation thing tonight at SOTA.

I overheard her telling our mom that they're going to meet one of Erica's friends there. And it so happens that it's my least favorite friend of hers. Fuuuuuck, if that brat gets in I will...I dunno, but I really do not want her to go there, she's very rude and two-faced and has a really snobby know-it-all attitude. It's like...jeez....my sister used to not even like her, like in elementary school. What happened to that? Oh, that's right. My sister is a conformist.

Anyway, a funny excerpt from the Morning Alternative's blog:
"Jennifer�s Thanksgiving feast consisted of 122 dollars of junk food. Nutrition went in the trash, trashy food was ingested, and Jennifer felt like trash after eating the trashy trash food. Normally Jennifer skips the M&M�s, Little Debby�s and the Doritos because Jennifer has "lack of portion control." Jennifer says if she opens a bag of Doritos, she doesn�t just have a couple, she eats the entire bag (including the bag). "I Hoover it up," says Jennifer. "Never again," says Jen and Jen�s stomach, next year its back to fajitas and margaritas.

DJ No Name�s habitually inhaled vapors of small tobacco particles ceased? He�s keeping it low, but conceivably, last weekend DJ No Name may have smoked his last (as Rod and Todd put it) "sin stick."

"I can�t take it one day at a time, I have to take it 10 minutes at a time," said No Name apprehensively. No one wants to drag an oxygen tank around, nor does anyone want to see anyone dragging an oxygen tank around so good luck No Name.

Bill Gate�s layered shield of staff is resilient, but people once said that about the New Orleans levies. No Name and Jennifer are engaged and focused. They�ve strategized, prioritized and organized a plan to mesmerize and hypnotize a lullaby that�ll paralyze Bill Gates in on The Morning Alternative.

Funny stuff.

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)

The Ramones
Beat On The Brat